the last time he saw a show, dick clark. and from "seinfeld." joel osteen. tavis: what are proof >> i am not. are you kidding? he told a joke. someone turned 16 years old, and he went to his daddy and said, "i just turned 16 years old, and i want to use the car." his dad said, "number one, you need to improve your grades. number two, me being a minister, it would be nice for you to start reading that bible. and number three, you need to get a haircut." six months can buy, and a little boy came back and said, "i love you. you told me to improve my grades come in here is my report card.